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Humor makes your life light and bright. A fellow with a good sense of humor is always a good company. Like every other profession astrology also has its lighter side.

You can also contribute astrology related jokes to this section. The reward for a selected joke is a free ask an online question worth Rs.100/-by Pandit S.P.Tata, or if you win more any product from the personal forecasts section of the equivalent value( example – 3 selected jokes = Rs. 300/- worth), plus your name will be acknowledged.The jokes should be astrology or similar predictive science related and original. If quoting a published source, you must quote the full source details. Send your jokes by Email to: s_p_tata@Yahoo.co.in

Sherlock Holmes and Astrology:The legendary detective Sherlock Holmes and his friend Dr. Watson went for a camping trip. At night, after dinner, both built a tent and went to sleep inside the tent.

In the middle of the night Sherlock Holmes shook Watson awake.
“Watson wake up. Quick”.
Waton got up and said sleepily “Ummm, whatsit Holmes”?

“Take a look around and tell me what you see” said Holmes.
Watson took a look around and up and said “I see stars. Bright glittering stars.”

“And what do you deduct from that” asked Sherlock Holmes.
Watson scratched his head and said brightly, “The heavenly bodies are blessing us Holmes, Jupiter is giving us knowledge, Mars is granting us courage and Venus is showering us with beauty and love”
Sherlock Holmes gave him a long look and said, “Jupiter, Mars and Venus my foot! Watson, you idiot, it means some one has stolen our tent!!”

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